January 28th 2014 (Wallington) Someone is trying to convince me that Morrissey is the only lyricist left in pop showbiz. They are doing this by leaving tiny handwritten notes everywhere. They are to be found everytime I go to the fridge, to the supermarket, to the toilet, to work. Here is another beneath the … Continue reading dream diaries…25
August 19th 2018 (Edwards Road) Don't ask me how, but by hacking into Alice J's boyfriend's Facebook account it is possible to travel back in time! I'm not sure how I discover this, but once I do I try it on a regular basis! It is quite thrilling - although nervewracking to do as … Continue reading dream diaries…24
October 30th 2016 (Mill Dam) Nick B & I are in The Swan & Sugarloaf, south Croydon, one afternoon, when a terror attack starts to unfold right outside on the Brighton Road. A woman passing by the window pulls a bazooka from beneath her coat. She shoulders the weapon & kneels. A helicoptor appears … Continue reading dream diaries…23
