Sheee-it!
Well, if you’re still with us at National Shit Haiku Month (2022), well done! #NaShiHaiKuMo2022 has been a resounding success! Special chocolate necklaces are to be awarded to Kayen Rice, Gunta Binks, Valdis Stakle & Bill Atkins for sterling contributions and determination in the art form. Also, many thanks to many others for continued support throughout the month – chocolate rings are in the mail.
Please join us at the prestigious brown carpet award ceremony in October at the Centre For Shit Haiku (Bristol) where Bill will be crowned as a Shit Haiku Master. There will also be an Eat As Much As You Can Stomach Buffet and bouncy castle.
Thank you all again
sayonara for nowa
keep on keeping on
Nick Reeves & Ingrid Wilson [Shit Haiku HQ]
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Chocolate necklaces 😂
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Will Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo be at the award ceremony?
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Says he will be making an appearance, Liz.
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I’m not surprised. Mr. Hanky is never one to miss a party.
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thanks for hosting it Nick and Ingrid! May the Fartz be with you.
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Thanks for getting involved, Ken! May the Thirst be quenched. KOKO.
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Oh goodness … wasn’t expecting this … haven’t prepared a speech … so many people to thank … award isn’t really mine … honour to be inducted into the Haiku Hall of Shit … just goes to show what can be achieved if you believe in yourself … hope it’s not plain chocolate because I only like milk …
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*looks for, with little hope of finding,
‘Personalised | Bournville | Dark Chocolate | Orange | Letterbox Gift | Care Package | Fathers Day | Easter | Birthday | Thank You | Hamper £9.99’ receipt*
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The world needs shit haiku more than ever
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But April is the cruelest month – already 😉
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