‘The Village Collegiate Xmas Do
Will be held this year in the Bingo Hall.
Festivities will commence at half two
On Black Eye Friday – come dressed for a brawl.’
The sign on the wall of the faculty
was surprising to see to say the least –
last year’s do ending so tragically
with the arrests of the dean and the priest.
We gathered in the fountain in the square.
“You’re going home in a ambulance, mate.”
It got out of hand when I threw a chair
(As a joke) at the local magistrate.
Black Eye Friday comes only once a year
So please spread it round from ear to ear.